1. Hair

Don't think that hair don't matter. In this case, it is ALL about the hair. If you can't represent the hair, how do you expect to represent the bitches?

2. Bitches

If you don't got 'em, how to you expect to bring in the cash?

3. Cash

This is important. A start-up needs cash-dolla. If need be, borrow some from your mama to get the operation moving. Tell her you'll pay her back with interest. Interest she'll be paying YOU for every dollar borrowed. That's right, pimps can make these kind of demands, even on their mamas.

4. Demands

Make a bunch of 'em. How else do you think a real pimp operates without demands? Demands show you know your pimpin' and you're large and in charge.

5. Large and in Charge

You need to get those bitches off your roster right now. Hint: don't feed the other bitches much either. That way, when they get pregnant, the johns won't be able to tell for a good eight months.

6. Nine Months

Well, you know who to cut from your roster. That's OK! You'll find more! Sell, knock-up, and release. Repeat action, get rich. Simple as dat.