Fact: (Well, according to the NYTimes) In 2004, some 400,000 Chinese children were lifted from their homes and enrolled in 3,000 state-run schools that specialize in training kids, sometimes as young as six, for the Olympics.

Sad fact: Out of every 900 students, only one will wear an Olympic uniform.

Good news: There will always be plenty of slots left at the factory.



----------

The universe is made up of light and dark, and everything in between. Why should it be any different with the Olympics? Super profound, we know. But here's what we'll be watching for:

A) The Light

Which athlete will be made an ass of when they fall victim to one of Beijing's 300,000 high-tech security cams? And, how long will it take it to reach youtube?

Nomination: If it were winter, we'd certainly nominate Bode Miller. But since Bode is probably kicking-it at home with a fat brewski, and babe on his arm, we'll anxiously be awaiting Bode Miller 2.0, with no clues who it will be. Wait! Are there skateboarders in this thing?

B) The Dark

Which courageous Olympian will step forward and use the platform to protest China's abhorrent record on Human Rights?

Nomination: Someone from Team Darfur. Though, it's one thing to sign your name up for the cause, and a whole other can of worms to put your ass in front of a tank.



Fun fact: (as of this June) 4,104 Chinese children have been named Aoyun.

Translation: Olympic Games.