It's good to be an American citizen with the weaponry at our country's disposal (if it ever came to that).

Because we could not imagine the USA doing a damn thing against China if it came to hand-to-hand combat. Did you see those motherf....the moves? The precision? Bob Costas getting a woody? Simply spectacular (not you Bob. And especially not you Matt).

Our kudos to the host -- and all their puppets. Let's hope they continue to make art (and cheap products), not war.

P.S. If anyone attending the opening ceremony was high...wow, what a show. The only thing missing was the Twinkies. Unless you smuggled those in as well.



"Psst. Psst! You wanna buy some Twinkies, man? I'll give you half price off on the seal penis if you do."