Is Teddy Atlas retahded? Sorry, we meant: developmentally-brain-f-ing dead?

Who he sounds like:

Tony Soprano. Yup, Tony Soprano, Professional Boxing Analyst

Except we doubt Tony would cry foul as much as Teddy has at the Beijing Games. Yo! Ted! The scoring system is completely 100% fair and balanced. Just like FOX News. Here's more on psycho Teddy.

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Can someone tell us why the hell we're actually watching badminton right now? And, more importantly, why we'll miss it when it's over :(