1. Mistakenly drive to another country before stopping to ask for directions.

2. Insert firecracker in frog's butt, light, step away from the frog.

3. "Pull my finger" joke (at 35-years-old).

4. Believe in penis extensions.

5. Hourly penis measurements w/ruler.

6. Consult ESPN before planning date.

7. Worship anything that has to do with balls.

8. Shave balls.

9. Break someone's hand while shaking it.

10. Admit John Travolta is, and has always been, limp-wristed.



"Check out my man-meat, now! Oh, yeah, almost forgot:
Shoo bop shoo wadda wadda yipitty boom de boom."