Famed groupie Cynthia Plaster Caster got her nickname for, well, making plaster casts of rock star's genitals. Jimmie Hendrix being her MFP™ (click his link to see it).

She now calls herself a "recovering groupie." Probably because she is far too old to get any real penis these days. But, hey, that shouldn't stop a girl from dreaming.



TGR: Which bands were you the most passionate about?

CPC: The Zombies were incredible, one of the best things I have ever seen. Mike Smith of Dave Clark 5, incredible.

TGR: Wildest touring band ever?

CPC: The Turtles. There were lots of orgies and it was your social obligation not to be square.

TGR: 3 favorite old school rockers still active?

CPC: Dave Davies is pretty good, a better incarnation of the Kinks. Eric Burden is still rocking. Ian Anderson...There's a weird twist of fate. I made friends with him over email. He had me as a guest on his show, he just cranks, still in good physical shape.

TGR: How long does it take to make a cast?

CPC: It depends on the size of...one minute hard in the mold. Whole process takes an hour.


"Let's see the one-eyed monster, hon."

TGR: Any rockstars you'd still like to cast?

CPC: I'd love to do Ian. But he offered me his flute instead. Marianne Faithful. Bowie is another, you'd have him in your collection any day. A girl can dream. Eric would be a re-cast. I have a damaged memory of what happened. He got this big beefy boner for me, and the mold failed, I didn't mix it right. He's like 'that's it, doll, you had your chance, sorry.'

TGR: Did you do Gene Simmons?

CPC: No, but Gene wanted people to think he'd been done.

TGR: Who would be your least favorite to cast?

CPC: Peter Frampton is totally unrecognizable and bald. He wears a giant t-shirt to hide the bloat.


"This doesn't look like your shrively, now, does it Peter?"