So, women say foreplay is overrated, do they? In that case, allow us to enlighten you with The Guy Report's Two Minute Foreplay:

0-30 seconds

Introduce yourself properly.

Example: "Hi, my name is Randy, I'm a Pisces and I'll be your sex guide for the next 16.2 minutes."

30-60 seconds

Remove clothing and discuss impending G-Spots.

Example: Point directly to penis.

60-90 seconds

Ask her to remove her clothing.

Say: "You look hot. Have you lost weight?"

90-120 seconds

Locate TV remote.

Mention: "There's a game on in 16.3 minutes. I don't want to lose this remote anywhere it might be hard to dig out later. Wink, wink."



"Is that it over there?"

"Come on, man! The game started an hour ago!"

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