Madonna: how ya doin bomber

A-Rod: feelin ur target

Madonna: sweet

A-Rod: ur like a virgin

Madonna: LOL

A-Rod: mean it

Madonna: ROFLMAO

A-Rod: u read cable car today

Madonna: u mean Kabbalah, si

A-Rod: that Spanesh

Madonna: which

A-Rod: both

Madonna: ur a special player

A-Rod: [blush]

Madonna: do u like kids

A-Rod: tru blue

Madonna: gets me thinking...

A-Rod: i lik thinking

Madonna: good boy

A-Rod: ya know

Madonna: what

A-Rod: ur my f-ing...

Madonna: wat???

A-Rod: solar mate.

Madonna: um, ya mean, soul

A-Rod: :)

Madonna: :) :)

A-Rod: lik a prayer

Madonna: i'm wet

A-Rod: did u just get outta shower



"Visualize a material girl..."



Caution: for an encore, she squirts.