It was "irony of ironies" that Pac-10 rivals Kevin Love and OJ Mayo were traded for one another before either of them played a game in the League. But Timberwolves VP of OPs, Kevin McHale, is going to regret the hell out of his draft day decision to swap picks with the Grizzlies.

OK, sure, Love is certainly the better team player. Better fundamentals, too. And, we hate to keep picking on you K-Love, but you will never, ever sell tickets like OJ Mayo will.

To pass on the greatest scoring machine to come along since LBJ (we're not talking presidential here, kids), we give McHale the 2008-2009 Golden DUH Award.

Two games into Vegas summer league action and we're jumping on the Mayo bandwagon. Rudy Gay, move on over, big fella. No one will hold the Mayo down. Combine that with the Griz blowing chunks this year, and we have our lock for the 2009 Rookie of the Year.

Hey, all you Love fans: have no fear. Because your boy is about to win the trophy for MVCP. Most Valuable Chest Passer. And, the last time we checked, no one with moobs has ever brought home anything but the beer and wings.