The talk of thongs really heats things up.
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Well, the girls are back from their shopping spree.  View Story

Paris Hilton: Professional shopper, role model.  View Story

The territorial battle begins.
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Rome wasn't built in a day. Neither was Paris's friendship with the First Fam.
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Please, whether you're Bill Maher or the Daily Show or the Office Funny Guy, take heed...  View Story

IRONY WEEK: Obama in. OJ out.  View Story

A president's got some tough decision making to do.  View Story

Of course, she comes with baggage. But, hey, they're cute!  View Story

Jeffersons style! Let's hope he can take the whole WORLD with him.  View Story

What a gracious president we have...
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Actor John C. Reilly has about the funniest character going on TV.  View Story

Now it can be told how Palin made it through the debate.  View Story

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Hey, guess which poor, small-town, working hockey mom just happens to be a millionaire?  View Story

What to do in the flashy city without any game? Create it, baby.  View Story

Hey, kids! Guess what? Sarah's got a bracelet too! It's a friendship bracelet!  View Story

EMERGENCY ALERT: a Fatwa has been issued for the following counties.  View Story

All dressed up and nowhere to hang.
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Meet the same doctor who gets below the smile :)
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Meet the doctor who gets below the smile :)  View Story

Miss Palin takes on Big Peeps in the Big Apple.
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Ice cream and cake for anyone who votes for them.  View Story

You may have noticed the other VP candidate has kinda dropped off the radar.  View Story

Sarah Palin unveils Alaska's new commemorative license plate. Click to read the fine print.
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Someone has a headache "this big!"  View Story

The old codger McCain can only be thinking one thing...  View Story

The Palin family introduces yet another new member. Unfortunately, they're Pro-Life.  View Story

Our first in a series of Sarah Palin pics.  View Story

M.I.A: John Edwards. Still Alive: Elizabeth Edwards.
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It was a tough decision, but our favorite guy is about to rock the convention hall.  View Story

One day after the closing ceremonies of the Olympics, China is on the go.  View Story

Does Joseph Biden make Obama more white-friendly?  View Story

After allowing himself to get royally f-cked, Edwards sets out to repair his image.  View Story

More SHOCKING TRUE photos!  View Story

Exclusive SHOCKING TRUE photos!  View Story

Because, sometimes, even No. 1 terrorists get bored.  View Story

It's been 12 years since the abominable book The Rules killed any civility that was left between the sexes. Hopefully you're still out there breaking them. Like this guy...  View Story

US Magazine couldn't even get this scoop. The REAL text messages between the two scandalous lovers.  View Story

It's time to thin the herd, kids. If your band blows, please do us all a favor: kill it!  View Story

Drumroll, please...  View Story

Topic 2: Boxers vs. Briefs.  View Story

Sometimes a good rant makes us feel soooo good.  View Story

Topic 1: "Smears and Queers."  View Story