It's time to thin the herd, kids. If your band blows, please do us all a favor: kill it!  View Story

Sometimes a good rant makes us feel soooo good.  View Story

Whether it ever happened or not isn't the question. The question is: How many of our youth used the rumor to fuel their curiosities?  View Story

Dennis Rodman, down to last shred of dignity. Dignity?  View Story

In effort to go out on top, Pres No. 43 asks to be shot from cannon on Obama's big day.
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Fun w/atrocious CNN Reporter on New Year's Eve.  View Story

Season's greetings from America's soon to be First Fam.  View Story

It's that time of year again. BTW, Clay Aiken, you probably still need to watch your backside.
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Someone's field trip gets cut a little too short.  View Story

Paris gets an early furlough from being grounded.  View Story

You don't become Paris without having a few tricks up your sleeve.  View Story

With Paris confined to quarters, the First Man holds auditions for BFF back-ups.  View Story

Someone is in a heap of hot water.  View Story

Photo evidence Paris had eye on Obama since way back.  View Story

Shunned from Thanksgiving dinner, someone is jeopardizing the friendship...  View Story

Paris gets a crushing text.
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Sometimes a girl has to get a little dirty.
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Back from the beach and properly "washed," field trip!  View Story

After her "check-up," Paris goes on a field trip to the beach with her fav President Elect!
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Well, the girls are back from their shopping spree.  View Story

Paris Hilton: Professional shopper, role model.  View Story

The territorial battle begins.
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Rome wasn't built in a day. Neither was Paris's friendship with the First Fam.
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Please, whether you're Bill Maher or the Daily Show or the Office Funny Guy, take heed...  View Story

IRONY WEEK: Obama in. OJ out.  View Story

Of course, she comes with baggage. But, hey, they're cute!  View Story

A president's got some tough decision making to do.  View Story

Jeffersons style! Let's hope he can take the whole WORLD with him.  View Story

What a gracious president we have...
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Actor John C. Reilly has about the funniest character going on TV.  View Story

Now it can be told how Palin made it through the debate.  View Story

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Hey, guess which poor, small-town, working hockey mom just happens to be a millionaire?  View Story

What to do in the flashy city without any game? Create it, baby.  View Story

Hey, kids! Guess what? Sarah's got a bracelet too! It's a friendship bracelet!  View Story

EMERGENCY ALERT: a Fatwa has been issued for the following counties.  View Story

All dressed up and nowhere to hang.
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Meet the doctor who gets below the smile :)  View Story

Miss Palin takes on Big Peeps in the Big Apple.
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Meet the same doctor who gets below the smile :)
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Ice cream and cake for anyone who votes for them.  View Story

You may have noticed the other VP candidate has kinda dropped off the radar.  View Story

Sarah Palin unveils Alaska's new commemorative license plate. Click to read the fine print.
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Someone has a headache "this big!"  View Story

The old codger McCain can only be thinking one thing...  View Story

The Palin family introduces yet another new member. Unfortunately, they're Pro-Life.  View Story

Our first in a series of Sarah Palin pics.  View Story

M.I.A: John Edwards. Still Alive: Elizabeth Edwards.
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It was a tough decision, but our favorite guy is about to rock the convention hall.  View Story

One day after the closing ceremonies of the Olympics, China is on the go.  View Story

Does Joseph Biden make Obama more white-friendly?  View Story

After allowing himself to get royally f-cked, Edwards sets out to repair his image.  View Story

More SHOCKING TRUE photos!  View Story

Exclusive SHOCKING TRUE photos!  View Story

Because, sometimes, even No. 1 terrorists get bored.  View Story

It's been 12 years since the abominable book The Rules killed any civility that was left between the sexes. Hopefully you're still out there breaking them. Like this guy...  View Story

US Magazine couldn't even get this scoop. The REAL text messages between the two scandalous lovers.  View Story

Drumroll, please...  View Story

Topic 2: Boxers vs. Briefs.  View Story

Topic 1: "Smears and Queers."  View Story