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All dressed up and nowhere to hang.
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Meet the same doctor who gets below the smile :)
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Miss Palin takes on Big Peeps in the Big Apple.
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Top McDonald's employee fired for sexual harassment.  View Story

Ice cream and cake for anyone who votes for them.  View Story

This brilliance was delivered on this week's MNF telecast.  View Story

Sarah Palin unveils Alaska's new commemorative license plate. Click to read the fine print.
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You may have noticed the other VP candidate has kinda dropped off the radar.  View Story

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It's the weekend, and we have nothing better to do than mock porn titles. So, you should, like, check them out.  View Story

Someone has a headache "this big!"  View Story

Seriously, why do you gotta go all cockblock on us?  View Story

She looks hot in lingerie, and she likes to pound other girls into the turf. What more do you need?  View Story

The old codger McCain can only be thinking one thing...  View Story

The Palin family introduces yet another new member. Unfortunately, they're Pro-Life.  View Story

And now this message about NOT dating chicks from other countries.  View Story

Our first in a series of Sarah Palin pics.  View Story

Got a lot of money and you want to EAT raw fish off a RAW body?  View Story

When sex gets stale, who ya gonna call? No, not hooker busters.  View Story

"Oh, baby, oh, baby, I think I feel a title coming on..."  View Story

Once again, they're on the run in America. Go!  View Story

Have you been reading the fine print on the Burn After Reading campaign? Critics call it...
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A hard-hitting look at corruption in the boxing ring.  View Story

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An Iraqi War Vet vs. a Con Man. Who wins, in our first official FICTION entry.  View Story

Flat-out, fun times with the pitcher in this Q & A.  View Story

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Not only with the bat.  View Story

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An inside look at what's missing from your card game.  View Story

Seriously, we don't just watch 'em for the acting.  View Story

Oh, there's way more than 21! But we'll start small.  View Story

Someone's knocking at the door...someone's ringing her bell. Or, WANTS to ring her bell.
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Welcome to the United States of F-ing China.  View Story

Drumroll please...  View Story

That lady is in a heap of trouble already.
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What the hell does Barack Obama have to do with it?  View Story

You, meaning: girls, women, babes, whatever, if you've got breasts...  View Story