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Season's greetings from America's soon to be First Fam.  View Story

So, does Boston have a shot at the record?
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It's that time of year again. BTW, Clay Aiken, you probably still need to watch your backside.
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Some quick tips for those that still need to get their ass in gear.  View Story

Starbury's fan base has dwindled to this. A bunch of fang-baring muckrakers.  View Story

For all you proud fantasy GMs who need a refresher course.  View Story

Why do girls like douche bags and should you become one to get girls?  View Story

Someone's field trip gets cut a little too short.  View Story

Paris gets an early furlough from being grounded.  View Story

Discovering uncharted big surf requires big balls.  View Story

Guys and cars go together like rama lama lama ke ding a de dinga a dong.  View Story

Go deep with one of our favorite musicians.
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You don't become Paris without having a few tricks up your sleeve.  View Story

Oh, those musicians can be so demanding. See their wish lists here.  View Story

Their cheerleaders kinda suck, but they're still number one.  View Story

With Paris confined to quarters, the First Man holds auditions for BFF back-ups.  View Story

We break down America's Favorite bounty hunter. Woof.  View Story

Meet Brazilian honey Caroline de Souza Correa.  View Story

Some people need to learn how to just sit the f*ck down.  View Story

Someone is in a heap of hot water.  View Story